Just got over 80 comment spams in the space of five minutes. Mass-deleted them with an SQL statement, then shut off the comments for every post but the last few.
Oh, how I wish The Register would give up that name. Ironically, before I found that article, I was thinking of writing a song titled "Sammy the Spammer". Kind of like "Minnie the Moocher", only much more full of vengeance fantasies.