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Wednesday, 14 September 2005
Morning chuckle

On my drive in to work, there are three businesses which use their roadside signboards for pithy sayings (e.g. "OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST I MISS MY MIND THE MOST" or "SAY HELLO TO YOUR WIFE AND MY KIDS"). This morning's offering at one of them actually made me laugh out loud:

I ASSURE YOU
WE'RE OPEN!

Gotta love a store with an appreciation for the classics.

Posted by godfrey (link)
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There's a storefront in downtown Tampa (next to Eddie & Sam's Pizza) that is boarded up, but has We Are Open spray painted on it. I didn't even have to say anything when we passed it, Lisa just said "I'll bet you want to paint 'I Assure You' on that every time you see it."
Of COURSE I do.
Posted by The Lunchbox on 14 Sep 2005 20:09
Missing the reference... feelin' stupid.
Posted by Squelch on 14 Sep 2005 20:23
Squelch, for God's sake, go rent 'Clerks'. My whole blog title/icon/stuff must make no sense to you either.
Posted by Lunchbox on 15 Sep 2005 10:27
I saw Clerks in the theater, so it's been a while... and am I allowed to be blasphemous, and offer the opinion that it was, well, awful?
Posted by Squelch on 15 Sep 2005 11:22
You may offer that opinion, but I suspect that these guys would disagree with you.

Posted by Godfrey on 15 Sep 2005 11:50
See now, talking that kind of hate, this'll happen:

"And maybe one night, me and Lunchbox'll be macking some bitch, and she'll be like "Oooo! I want to suck youse guys dicks off. What's your names?" And I'll be like, "Jay and Silent Bob; recognize." And she'll be like, "Oh--I read on the Internet that youse guys were little fucking jerkoffs." And then she goes and sucks two other guys's dicks off instead! Well fuck that! We gotta put a stop to these hateful sonsa-bitches before they ruin our good names!"


Posted by The Lunchbox on 17 Sep 2005 11:41
I forgot all about "those guys" and I just fell on the floor laughing remembering yous guys doing that!
Posted by Lisa on 19 Sep 2005 21:02