Every once in a while, someone will post a quote to my group's distribution list at work. Nothing but a quote, often irrelevant to anything we've been doing or discussing. This is invariably followed by a slew of other quotes from other people.
I always want to respond with:
Don Iohn de Figueroa uſed to ſay: That he that euermore alleadgeth in his conuerſation other mens ſayings, is like a gowtie naile, that cannot enter the wood, except an augar make the way before.
But I don't, as I don't want to come across as a grumpy asshole. Still, that little quote has always struck me as amusingly ironic. And not the Alanis Morrisette kind.