Singing Potatoes
Monday, 7 January 2008
Dangerous fun
Electro Shock!

A little package arrived from Russia this afternoon, containing a dozen ИН-16 "Nixie tubes":

Twelve cathodes of joy, one anode of anticipation

Now I need to find a decent electronic components shop (since Radio Shack decided it was no longer worth their while), and build a transformer to convert wall power to 180VDC. And then build a tester to make sure all the tubes work.

And THEN I need to learn enough electronics to build a computer interface to drive the little buggers via a serial port (or even USB, if I can manage it).


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Wednesday, 9 January 2008
Well, that's... bizarre.
Condescending Linux user

When the power went out a few days ago, I discovered that my main desktop computers were plugged into the power-surge outlets on my UPS, not the battery-backup outlets. Whoops.

Ever since then, the XMMS audio player on my Linux machine, which was open at the time, has segfaulted every time I tried to run it. Reinstalling the video driver finally fixed it.

Quizzical Dog

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Saturday, 12 January 2008
An Unexpected Surprise
Condescending Linux user

A couple of nights ago, I bought The Orange Box - primarily to play Portal, because I love puzzle-solving games (and the 2D Flash version piqued my interest). Just for the heck of it, I installed Portal (and, out of necessity, Steam) onto my Linux box to see how badly it would fail. To my utter shock...

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It's actually playable. I had to turn down many of the graphics graphics options to make it playable — but my Linux box wasn't built for gaming (unlike my Windows machine). And there are occasional graphics glitches (the main one I noticed was that the frosted/reticulated windows separating the testing areas from the observation booths are solid, opaque colors). Nevertheless, I hadn't even expected it to run on Linux.

The first time I ran Portal on Linux, the observation booth windows were solid, opaque colors. The next time I ran it, they looked like they were supposed to:

That looks much better...

As a side effect of playing Portal for the last couple of nights, having replayed it a couple of times to get the achievements, I now really want some cake.


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Thursday, 17 January 2008
Funny thing about CPUs...
Condescending Linux user

The AMD Athlon 64 X2 5000+ Black Edition doesn't come with a heatsink/fan, which was news to me. "Well, I'll order one, and while I wait for it, I'll use the existing fan," I said.

Apparently, it runs just a teensy bit hotter than an Athlon 64 3800+. The 3800+ runs around 45°C. I hadn't even finished booting the computer before the motherboard started beeping at me: the CPU had already hit 80°C.

So it's back to the older, slower, single-core CPU until I get an appropriate HSF.


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Monday, 21 January 2008
A Technological Gotcha
Stupid plastic piece of crap!

It took me close to two days to figure out why one computer couldn't access the Internet, even though it was set up identically to several machines that could, and it had no trouble talking to the internal network.

The TRENDnet TEW-633GR Wireless N Gigabit router, like many routers, has a MAC address cloning function, for sharing an Internet connection even if your ISP has tied your cablemodem to a particular network interface card. But unlike the D-Link router I was using previously, the TRENDnet router apparently does not forward packets to the computer it's pretending to be, if there's a switch between the router and the computer.

But on a positive note: Happiness is not having to daisy-chain switches any more, and still having plenty of ports open for expansion.

And this is just for the DOWNSTAIRS computers...

(Too many yellow lights on that, though; I definitely need to buy some gigabit NICs for the older machines!)


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Tuesday, 22 January 2008
No Right to an Opinion
I\'m wishing ass cancer on you!

Something I've noticed in a lot of online discussions is that, if you aren't a parent yourself, those who are parents feel you have no right to express an opinion on parenting. And I wonder why that should be. There are plenty of opinions being generated by people without direct experience of other topics.

I mean, if one were required to have military experience before expressing an opinion on the war hostilities in Iraq, virtually no pundit would be allowed to speak on the topic. Were one required to have held political office before talking about politics... well, perhaps the national discourse would be a bit less vicious. No degree in economics is required to complain about the price of gasoline. One need not have a PhD in musicology to discuss the merits (or lack thereof) of the latest pop star.

No, one may spew forth any manner of opinion, regardless of how well- or ill-informed, without censure for lack of direct experience... unless it's about parenting. For apparently, the mere fact of producing (or adopting) progeny carries with it a gnostic wisdom which may never be questioned or examined by those who have not done so.

Why is that?


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Thursday, 24 January 2008
Research can be amusing.
Cup of Rum

I've had an idea for a novel set in the 1800s, but since I am nothing if not anal retentive scrupulously detail-oriented, I've started researching the time period in earnest.

Having just begun reading Routledge's Manual of Etiquette, I'm astonished at how different the social customs were (of course, he was writing for English society, with its rigid class system). Merely introducing two people to each other was a weighty matter, and not to be undertaken lightly — your own reputation was on the line, for an introduction carried with it a voucher of good character. If you met someone in an acquaintance's drawing-room and he or she failed to introduce you, the next time you encountered each other, you should not in any way act in a manner which suggested acquaintance.

I particularly enjoyed the instructions for ladies on acceptable conversation:

Remember that all "slang" is vulgar. It has become of late unfortunately prevalent, and we know many ladies who pride themselves on the saucy chique with which they adopt certain Americanisms, and other cant phrases of the day. Such habits cannot be too severely reprehended. They lower the tone of society and the standard of thought. It is a great mistake to suppose that slang is in any way a substitute for wit.

The use of proverbs is equally vulgar in conversation; and puns, unless they rise to the rank of witticisms, are to be scrupulously avoided. A lady-punster is a most unpleasing phenomenon, and we would advise no young woman, however witty she may be, to cultivate this kind of verbal talent. [...]

Do not be always witty, even though you should be so happily gifted as to need the caution. To outshine others on every occasion is the surest road to unpopularity.

I do like the differentiation between witticisms and puns. I had been, in my misspent younger days, an inveterate punster; but ever since seeing the movie Ridicule, I have developed an appreciation for the true play on words, as opposed to the cheap pun. Pity puns are so much easier to make.


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Friday, 25 January 2008
Upon political discourse
Bucky bird

As reprehensible as many modern politicians are, at least the mud-slinging and backstabbing hasn't yet sunk back to the levels of beating an opponent into unconsciousness within the Senate chambers. Kind of makes Dick Cheney's "Go fuck yourself" seem rather ineffectual and unmanly by comparison, though. And perhaps if the possibility of grievous bodily harm on the Senate floor were commonplace, C-SPAN would enjoy a wider audience.

(As an aside, Wikipedia is really bad for my concentration. I found that entry while looking up gutta-percha, having run across the unfamiliar term in an 1874 journal of telegraph engineers. If I'm not careful, I could just follow Wikipedia links until my whole day's been shot...)


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Saturday, 26 January 2008
Keeping an eye on my minions
Condescending Linux user

I discovered this morning that gkrellm, a Linux system monitor which I've been using to keep watch on my new CPU's temperature, can remotely monitor other systems as well — and that there's a Windows port.

So I set up a bank of monitors to watch most of my machines, reporting CPU usage, processes, CPU/graphics card/hard drive temperatures (where supported by the motherboard), disk and ethernet traffic, memory usage and uptime:

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I really like being able to keep an eye on my Web server, half a continent away, without having to ssh into it.


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Wednesday, 30 January 2008
The decision was made for me
got hash?

Since the end of the previous millennium, when I've gotten off my ass enough to do some 3D modeling, it's been done in Hash Animation:Master. It was buggy at times, and the ego of the company's founder drove me out of the user community, but overall the software itself was good, and easy to use. Due to various other things I was involved with, I didn't purchase the annual software upgrade last year. Upon discovering that they were starting to lay off their programmers, I decided to bite the bullet and get the 2008 upgrade this month, so that in case the company went under I would have the latest version.

So I called their sales line, as I always had in the past. They apparently don't have humans answer the phone anymore: the recorded message informed me that I could send them email, or upgrade online. Their Web site, alas, has gone through a redesign which leaves much to be desired from a usability standpoint, and I didn't see the link for upgrading right off the bat. So I sent an email.

No response.

A few days later, their annual "Buy our upgrade!" email arrived. "For more info, use [tech support email address]." So I sent an email to the given address, asking a few questions which had occurred to me based on the information I had finally found on their Web site.

No response.

This morning, I sent my questions again, prefacing the email with "I sent this to you a week ago, but I guess it got lost somewhere along the way (historically, you guys have been the most responsive tech support team I've ever dealt with)." Which is true; despite the founder's inability to deal rationally with anyone who publicly disagrees with him, he had put together a fantastic team of programmers and support staff.

That did finally get me a response. The new software is Internet-activated, so you can no longer just stick the CD or hardware dongle into whatever machine you want to use it on — you have to buy a separate license for every computer you want to run it. There's no longer a distributed rendering system, which lets a master server send individual frames out to multiple machines for faster rendering of animations. No, I may not upgrade my existing dongle to 2007, the last year to support the distributed rendering.

I guess it's time to finally ditch Animation:Master and struggle through learning the Blender interface in earnest.


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Thursday, 31 January 2008
Oh yeah, now I remember
I\'m wishing ass cancer on you!

The main thing which frustrated me when I tried to lean Blender before was that every how-to book, tutorial and video I could get my hands on was out of date. Buttons and panels are moved around, renamed, or work entirely differently.

But what really makes me want to smash things is when the video tutorials assume you're already intimately familiar with the program. For example, in a video on subdivision surfaces, the narrator says, "and you can see, by turning off the... and you can see the nice smooth shape that's underneath." Now, I could hear that he hit a key in order to turn off the control mesh... but he never said what the keystroke was. And since the hotkey reference helpfully lists the keys in alphabetic order, rather than grouping them by logical functions, and there can be twenty different functions mapped to each key, depending on what you're doing at the time, I've still got no smegging clue what key it was that he hit. And this only compounded the frustration that since the video was made, they've changed the way subdivision surfaces are created, and even where those controls are located... it took me around fifteen minutes just to find them.

Frustrating indeed. I just keep telling myself that, if I could model these in a text editor, as plaintext descriptions of 3D objects, I can damn well master Blender.


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