Wow! You can buy hobs and cookers at Smeg Appliances! You can even buy a plinth for your range cooker!
Red Dwarf references aside, that site really supports George Bernard Shaw's observation that America and England are two countries separated by a common language. Or Mark Twain's observation, or Oscar Wilde's, depending on where you look.
"I wish I'd said that."
"You will, Oscar. You will."