According to the UPS tracking page, my new toy arrived in town this morning and was sent out for delivery at 4:34 AM. It is now 9:32 PM. Somehow, I don't think I'll get it today.
And, happily, I was wrong. Delivery at 10:18 PM.
Aaaaaand... batteries not included. Every time I go looking for AA batteries, there's a pack of AAA batteries in the kitchen junk drawer. So now, when I need AAA batteries, what's in there? C batteries!