Singing Potatoes
Sunday, 17 October 2004
"I'm not going to be your monkey."

Thanks to the magic of the Internet, I was able to watch Jon Stewart's appearance on Crossfire. I'm glad of it, because it contained a lot of information not contained in the transcript.

And I have to say, it's really kind of pathetic to have your ass handed to you on your own show by a comedian who is very probably stoned to the gills, with your live studio audience laughing and applauding him while he does it.

And yet, his criticism of them went right over their heads. They are partisan hacks with no regard for the truth. Take Tucker Carlson, for example, who consistently characterizes John Edwards as "a personal-injury lawyer who specializes in jacuzzi cases." He's said this over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Several times, he's been corrected, either by guests or by his centrist co-hosts who represent the "left", that it was a single case involving a girl who was trapped by drain suction in a public wading pool; before the suction pump could be turned off, she had been disembowled.

And yet, despite being corrected — and, in one case, after being corrected, responding, "Oh, I know, I've heard that, yes" — he has continued to mischaracterize a single lawsuit involving a public wading pool as "a career of jacuzzi cases". Which shows that he's either a complete moron who can't tell the difference between "one" and "many" or "jacuzzi" and "public wading pool", or he's deliberately mischaracterizing Edwards' case history in order to cast doubt on the candidate's character. I don't know whether or not Tucker Carlson considers himself a journalist, but if he does, apparently they don't teach things like "obligation to the truth" in journalism school any more.

And Stewart was right that Crossfire — and the scores of other programs like it — are theater rather than debate shows. They rarely put on rational guests who debate issues logically and without rancor. They get extremists who frequently resort to ad-hominem attacks, and who apparently consider lungpower an acceptable substitute for a reasoned argument. It's more like Jerry Springer than an actual debate.

I think the most annoying bit was that they kept trying to get Jon Stewart to "be funny", pegging him as just a comedian rather than someone who might actually have salient opinions. Well, that and the fact that Carlson kept trying to cast aspersions on Stewart for having a leaning towards one side of the political spectrum when the whole point of Crossfire is that the hosts unapologetically hold political leanings.

I'm impressed that Jon Stewart had the balls — and the ability — to go on a show like that and control it from start to finish, and say the things that really should be said (knowing it would probably make it the last time he'd be asked onto a show like that). I only wish it had been Robert Novak as the host on the right, so Stewart could have asked why Judith Miller was jailed for refusing to divulge the sources of an unpublished followup story on Novak's outing of Valerie Plame, but Novak is still walking around a free man.

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"What do you think of the Bill O'Reilly vibrator story?"
"I... don't. Where's your moral outrage?
Subtext, maybe? "One thousand Americans dead in Iraq, rampant voter fraud, Abu Graib, and a political season steeped in lies, and you're asking about Mr. Falafel?"


WTF? I _know_ I closed that tag. Godfrey, feel free to delete all this shiat, I didn't really have anything to say anyway.
You know, I've been meaning to add a preview/tag checking function to this thing... I forget to close tags too, though I can always go into MySQL and fix the comment text so it looks like I know what I'm doing.
Oh yeah... and "falafel"? WTF? Did he mean "loofah"? Or is "falafel" some kind of sexual deviant slang I don't know about?

ENTIRELY OFF TOPIC

Hi there,
I was watching the Comedy channel this evening, and saw the "Let's go to the Hop" episode with the Lois & Peter s&m scene. I tried doing a google image search, because I am in dire NEED :) of a screen shot of Lois sitting on the bed, pulling her stockings up.
Your image (with Peter telling her that he loves her) was the closest thing I could find, and I'm hoping that maybe you could point me in the right direction to finding the image I'm looking for.
Either way, thanks for at least giving me hope.
Kitty
I'm afraid not; I gakked that from somewhere else that's no longer up.

About the best I can do is suggest that if you have a DVD-ROM drive (or know someone who does), you could rent whichever season contained that episode and grab a frame from it.

I really hope the Lois request isn't some kind of cartoon fetish thing.
Lister: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?

Cat: Wilma Flintstone?

Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?

Cat: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.

Lister: That's good. I thought I was going strange.