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Wednesday, 10 March 2004
Move over, Emotion Eric!

Fark's favorite drunk, Henry Earl, was arrested yesterday for the 804th time. His rap sheet includes a database of his booking photos, which one clever Farker used to portray a few lines from Macbeth, which I shall quote here because it's so damn funny.

Act 2 scene 1:

How goes the night, boy?
"How goes the night, boy?"

The moon is down; I have not heard the clock.
"The moon is down; I have not heard the clock."

And she goes down at twelve.
"And she goes down at twelve."

I take't, 'tis later, sir.
"I take't, 'tis later, sir."

Enter MACBETH, and a Servant with a torch

Who goes there?
"Who goes there?"

A friend.
"A friend."

Followup: make that 805 times!

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