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Tuesday, 30 September 2003
WWJD?

An open letter to the person whose car was adorned with a "Jesus fish" and a whole array of Jesus-oriented bumper stickers, including "WWJD?":

For some reason, I can't seem to find where Jesus taught, either by words or by example, If thou seest someone in front of thee who signalleth his desire to enter thy lane of travel, speed thou up until thou art next to him; and then match his speed, that he cannot enter the lane except he doth slow down and try again behind thee.

Posted by godfrey (link)
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Jesus talks to them privately. BTW, I still prefer my own slogan, WWJWD - What Would Joe Walsh Do, which is of course, get drunk and smash my shit.
Posted by Lunchbox on 30 Sep 2003 10:24
I want a custom liscense plate frame that says "WWMD: What Would Martha Do?"

Because, like, Martha Stewart kicks crafty ass. ;)
Posted by Yet Another Sarah on 30 Sep 2003 17:37
Crazy Christian drivers...

I refuse to put a Jesus fish or any other similar article on my car because I do have the capacity to do stupid things while driving and I don't want to perpetuate the stereotype.
Posted by Meredith on 1 Oct 2003 11:32
It struck me today that perhaps "WWJD" doesn't mean that the guy thinks Jesus would drive that way. Rather, perhaps he's hoping that other drivers will forgive his rude behavior after asking themselves, "What would Jesus do if some jerk cut him off on the road?"

If that's the case, then woe unto him, 'cause Jesus got cranky every once in a while...

Posted by Godfrey on 1 Oct 2003 21:25