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Tuesday, 16 October 2001
It's definitely time for a haircut.

When my hair gets too long, it does that "swoop" thing that makes me look like Hermey, the Christmas Elf Who Didn't Want to Make Toys. Or at least that was what I was called in high school when that happened. (Though I was also called Herbie, Kerbie and Kermie, since every character in that Christmas special seemed to pronounce the Dentist Elf's name differently.)

But now that my hair has darkened away from blond, and I wear a pickdevant beard, I look more like an evil Hermey from a brutal mirror universe.

Hmm. That would be a great Halloween costume, except nobody would get it. So I guess I'll be half of Jay and Silent Bob again, assuming I can offer adequate propitiation to my wife for the offense of shaving my beard.

Snoogans.

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