My boss' friend is visiting the office.
The only thing he can discuss is politics.
The only way he can discuss it is at the top of his lungs. And with a great deal of repetition. And, of course, in order to get a word in edgewise, my boss has to raise his voice as well. So they're literally standing four feet apart, shouting at each other in an uninterrupted torrent of politics.
It's not like they're trying to drown each other's view out, though; they're both preaching the same message to each other, getting so worked up that they're shouting louder and faster. Apparently nobody's taught them to use their "inside voices".
And this will continue until my boss decides to go home for the evening.
Wheeeee.