Despite the utter crappiness of this past week, I've found one shining beacon of joy to latch onto.
Code Red (the beverage, not the Internet worm) is now available in two-liters and cans. I picked up a two-liter this morning, and I've already drunk about 1.5 liters. I know it'll probably kill me, but there are much worse ways to go.
(The only thing that would make me happier would be Afri-Cola in two-liters and cans. Cans that don't cost $1.50 each, which is what an 11-oz bottle of it costs at the only place in Tampa that has it...)