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Thursday, 12 December 2002
The Best Book in the World

...according to Miguel de Cervantes, author of Don Quixote, at any rate. (Wow... I had no idea that book-jacket blurbs were that ancient an invention!) Tirant lo Blanc. Link stolen from Moira, who stole it from Mirabai.

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You wonder if Cervantes and Martorell had the same publisher.

"C'mon Miguel, just give me a bestselling quote I can put on the dust jacket."

My vote for underrated English Renaissance drama goes to John Webster's play, "The Duchess of Malfi". You just can't lose with a werewolf, a cardinal and a tragedy.

"I am not mad yet, to my cause of sorrow. The heaven over my head seems made of molten brass, the earth of flaming sulphur, yet I am not mad. I am acquainted with sad misery, as the tanned gallery slave is with his oar. Necessity makes me suffer constantly, and custom makes it easy."
-The Duchess

Thanks for the link! I see I shall have to read it at length; just scanning through it reveals quite a bit of wit:
CASTRUCHIO: It is fitting a soldier arise to be a prince, but not necessary A prince descend to be a captain.

FERDINAND: No?

CASTRUCHIO: No, my lord; He were far better do it by a deputy.

FERDINAND: Why should he not as well sleep, or eat by a deputy? This might take idle, offensive, and base office from him, Whereas the other deprives him of honour.

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CASTRUCHIO: Nor endure to be in merry company; for she says Too much laughing, and too much company, fills her Too full of the wrinkle.

FERDINAND: I would then have a mathematical instrument Made for her face, That she might not laugh out of compass.

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DUCHESS: I pray, sir, hear me: I am married--

FERDINAND: So.

DUCHESS: Happily, not to your liking: but for that, Alas, your shears do come untimely now To clip the bird's wings, that's already flown! Will you see my husband?

FERDINAND: Yes. If I could change eyes with a basilisk.
Great stuff!

Uh-oh, don't show the script to Severin; one of his pet peeves about the SCA's Knowne World Handbook actually has period precedent:
BOSOLA: I fell into the galleys in your service, Where, for two years together, I wore Two towels instead of a shirt, with a knot on the shoulder, After the fashion of a Roman mantle.

Hey, if people want to be kitchen help (the galleys), they can dress in a towel. If they come to court, dress at least as well as a street person.
Maybe that's the Known World Handbook's documentation?
According to the annotated version, the galleys spoken of here are the kind that are rowed — but your comment is still valid, Lunchbox.

Ooooh, Duchess is so depressing, if that's the play I'm thinking of where the villain throws the heroine's lover's hand into the dungeon so she thinks he's alive -- she holds his hand, and then discovers there's um, nothing else to hold of his.
That's the one!

I remember reading that in grad school and thinking "Yaaaarggghghghuhh." Webster writes beautifully, but he's a bit of a sicko. (And what's that Elizabethan play where the hero stabs the heroine -- they are brother and sister in an incestuous relationship -- RIGHT on the couch in front of the audience?)
My vote for Most Underrated Play Not Written By Shakespeare would probably go to Volpone followed maybe by Every Man in His Humor (which gets a bit labored) or Doctor Faustus. I actually enjoyed Tamburlaine quite a bit, although it was heavy going. It was one of those rare grad school courses where you actually remember what you read afterwards, although I bet I have screwed up the time scheme some.