For crying out loud. Both Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman) and Jeffrey Jones (the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off) have been charged with possession of child pornography? That's just sad. Not to mention sick.
The third most shocking thing (not in the article, but in the document accompanying his mugshot on The Smoking Gun) is the fact that he's 5'11" tall. I always thought he was a little feller!