Why is there no Which Mystery Men Character Are You quiz? Apparently, Comedy Central used to have one, but it was a marketing gimmick (for Dockers brand pants, the official khakis of Champion City), and in any case it's no longer there.
It's probably just as well. With my luck on these tests, I wouldn't end up as any of the actual Mystery Men, but as Dr. Heller — the eccentric inventor who lives in an abandoned amusement park and visits nursing homes to pick up women.