Singing Potatoes
Monday, 18 November 2002
Personality Quiz

Why is there no Which Mystery Men Character Are You quiz? Apparently, Comedy Central used to have one, but it was a marketing gimmick (for Dockers brand pants, the official khakis of Champion City), and in any case it's no longer there.

It's probably just as well. With my luck on these tests, I wouldn't end up as any of the actual Mystery Men, but as Dr. Heller — the eccentric inventor who lives in an abandoned amusement park and visits nursing homes to pick up women.

Posted by godfrey (link)
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Why don't you make the Mystery Men quiz?
That would be cool, but you'd have to included ALL of the MM, with the Flaming Carrot, The Strangler, The Super Destroyer, the Hummer and the Amazing Disc Man, among others.
I thought about making it myself, but I've already got too many projects on my plate as it is.

And, alas, never having read the actual comic, I wouldn't know what questions to pose in order to give someone the Hummer.

Boy, that sounded bad.

If you remind me, I'll lend them to you. And, in on unsurprising note, their author, Bob Burden, is from Buffalo. To those unfamiliar with his work, this says it all:
Amazing Heroes Special #5 Summer 1987
A preview of the Gumby Summer Fun Special featuring a full color cover of Flaming Carrot and Gumby being chased by a baby in a giant robot!
Great cover.