A couple of days ago, someone on Fark linked to The Comics Curmudgeon blog — reminiscent of the Baltimore City Paper's long-defunct Funny Paper feature ("We read the comics so you don't have to!") — and in my usual obsessive-compulsive fashion, I've been reading my way through the entire archives.
One entry a couple of years ago included a snippet of dialogue from Golden Girls, which I thought was actually quite funny:
Blanche: I love my comics. Every day, Marmaduke and Apartment 3-G.
Dorothy: I haven't read Apartment 3-G since...1962.
Blanche: Oh, well, let me catch you up! It is later that same day...
Also in the funny-'cause-it's-true department: a take on B.C. by the writer of Sally Forth.
The Comics Curmudgeon also introduced me to two strips I'd never encountered before: Pluggers, the overarching theme of which appears to be "Real Americans pride themselves on having narrow minds and living in squalor", and They'll Do It Every Time!, which is like a bitter octogenarian's blog translated into cartoon format.