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Wednesday, 11 January 2006
I call shenanigans!
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In a story on the one-eyed kitten:

AP regional photo editor Tom Stathis said he took extensive steps to confirm the one-eyed cat was not a hoax. Stathis had Allen ship him the memory card that was in her camera. On the card were a number of pictures -- including holiday snapshots, and four pictures of a one-eyed kitten. The kitten pictures showed the animal from different perspectives.

Fabricating those images in sequence and in the camera's original picture format, from the varying perspectives, would have been virtually impossible, Stathis said.

First off, if someone were skilled enough to sculpt a one-eyed kitten and punch hair into it, it would be trivial to simply take photos of it from different angles.

Secondly, anyone seeing the current incarnation of King Kong cannot help but realize that it's possible to generate exceptionally realistic computer models, fur and all — and once accomplished, it would be extremely simple to render such a model into a real-world scene in the same image format and resolution as a camera's images (including the characteristics of the specific camera's CCD and lens distortion), add the appropriate EXIF data to the image, and simply overwrite existing files on the memory stick.

"Virtually impossible" my ass. "Hey, it's a JPEG, and the file names have the right sequence numbers in them. It must be real!" (Mind you, I have no opinion regarding whether or not the cyclops kitten is real; I'm just scoffing at the "extensive steps" Tom Stathis took to authenticate the images.)


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Snopes actually verified this, not using that info, but providing notation of OTHER cyclopic animals of the past. It's happened before numerous times.

In the old days someone sold the dead body to the Circus, no the pics go to the internet.
Why didn't you post a giant warning that the picture is DISGUSTING????!!!!!!!1one!
'Cause I didn't find it disgusting?????//?slash??

I read that the lady who took the pictures has the kitten's body frozen in her freezer. She's planning on donating it to science.
Again, I have no opinion one way or the other on whether the holoprosencephalic kitten was real or fake, nor do I really care. That particular medical condition is real (Ginevra, don't click that), but then again, so are fossilized hominids (for the most part). Whether the kitten was real or fake was not the point of my post.

I'm appalled that the reporter left unchallenged the AP photo editor's ridiculous assertion that "fabricating those images in sequence and in the camera's original picture format, from the varying perspectives, would have been virtually impossible." Because that part would, in fact, be fairly easy to do, once one had taken the time to create a physical or computer-simulated monster.

It's just more evidence that our media is braindead and will generally print anything anyone says, without bothering to investigate whether or not it's true.