This year, I resolve to:
I suppose the whole list can be summed up with one resolution: Quit being so goddamned lame.
The recent New Jersey same-sex marriage decision, and the Proposition 8 hearings, are making me feel a bit guilty.
Karen and I chose not to have children, so the government never should have permitted us to marry. After all, the whole purpose of marriage is procreation, or so I have read many times over the last few years - and letting people marry without procreating somehow irrevocably damages the sanctity of marriage. Had I realized this at the time, obviously I would never have chosen to harm the sanctity of other people's marriages by marrying a woman with whom I did not intend to produce offspring.
I see now that my decision to marry her out of love and a desire to spend the rest of my life with her was a selfish act, and I heartily apologize to everyone whose marriages I have weakened thereby.
So, let me see if I've got this right. Because Ted Kennedy's seat was won by a Republican, reducing the Democrats' lead in the Senate to a mere eighteen vote majority, they're caving completely and scuttling the healthcare reform that was already gutted to the point where it lay to the right of Nixon's proposed reforms?
Not like they actually used their "supermajority" anyway; they squandered it like the Republicans squandered the former budget surplus. If you ask me, neither party is fit to govern this country.