Back in high school (or was it junior high?), when I was in the jazz band, I was picked to play the baritone saxophone. I think the director had a sick sense of humor, because I was the smallest guy in the band, playing an instrument nearly as big as I was.
Now I'm just thankful he didn't have a contrabass sax lying around. Now that's a saxophone!
Yesterday, I wished I'd had a camera with me. Waiting to pull into traffic was a large truck, with "SAWGRASS GAS" printed on the cab door. The name was also printed across the four rolling garage-type doors on the side of the trailer.
However, the first two doors, upon which "SAWGR" was written, had been rolled up to accommodate large racks full of propane tanks, leaving only the remaining letters visible.
Lucky me, I'm stuck at work tonight, and tomorrow as well. Oh well, the overtime will buy me that MIDI wind controller.
But I was really hoping to get back to a certain project I've been working on for someone, as I really made progress on it last night. Feh. Maybe Sunday.
Apropos of nothing, I've been wondering whether it would be possible to perform "Entrance of the Gladiators" in such a way that it didn't make people think about clowns. Probably not.
I have an ethnically diverse set of coworkers. Yesterday, one of them told a brief anecdote which I found interesting on a couple of different levels.
When I escaped from Russia, only one time did I feel true fear. It was in train station; I looked down at my keyring and realized: only keys left were for suitcases. No house keys, no car keys. That was when I realized, I had no home.
The managers have installed a Christmas tree in the middle of the room. It's pure white ("A fake Christmas tree is supposed to look fake") and covered in purple ornaments.
They plugged it into the Uninterruptable Power Supply, to make sure it stays lit.
When it comes to sight-reading orchestral music, there is only one thing I hate worse than the viola with its stupid clef smack dab in the middle of the staff.
And that's the trombone with the same stupid clef in a different fucking position than the viola's stupid clef.
One or the other I could handle, but bouncing back and forth between the two is really making my head hurt.
According to the UPS tracking page, my new toy arrived in town this morning and was sent out for delivery at 4:34 AM. It is now 9:32 PM. Somehow, I don't think I'll get it today.
And, happily, I was wrong. Delivery at 10:18 PM.
Aaaaaand... batteries not included. Every time I go looking for AA batteries, there's a pack of AAA batteries in the kitchen junk drawer. So now, when I need AAA batteries, what's in there? C batteries!
The good news: I may not have to get up at 5 AM anymore. The bad news: there goes at least 1-2 hours of overtime per day.
I'd never before read Mark Twain's criticism of James Fenimore Cooper's works.
Dang.
Hello, my faithful old blog. It's been a while, hasn't it?
Not much has happened. Working a lot — enough to ensure a pleasant exchange of Festivus gifts with Karen. Caught the Christmas Crud, went through four entire boxes of Kleenex in four days, and only now am starting to feel like a human being again. The User Acceptance Test is over, and we passed, so I won't have to go looking for employment.
Karen gave me a Behringer BCF-2000, which will not only come in handy in my audio endeavors, but I think I can rig it to control property sliders in Animation:Master. I know that means nothing to all but two people who read this blog — if anyone's still reading after my recent inactivity — but I think it's pretty cool.
Alas, my faithful servant of the past three years, my Handspring Visor Prism, hit the floor for the last time today. It still works, technically, but the case is badly cracked and the screen only manages the dimmest of flickering light. As I find it an indispensible tool at work, I must replace it immediately. I really like the specs of the Palm Tungsten T5; unfortunately, I wasn't planning for this kind of expenditure at the moment.
Of late I've been working on a project I can't wait to post about. But, alas, I must. Soon, I hope.