A few years ago, a guy named Steven Frank had a brilliant idea: "Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!" Thus was born Spamusement. Sadly, he stopped doing them a couple of years ago.
Spam, however, continues unabated. And some of their subject lines just beg to be drawn. So, shamelessly stealing his idea, and drawing upon months of shoddy iSketch technique, I give you: