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In an attempt to prevent Dennis Erlich (a former member and outspoken critic) from
participating in a picket in Clearwater, Scientology officials went to
court and asked for a Temporary Restraining Order prohibiting him from
coming near Scientology properties; the reason, they said, was that they
feared Dennis would become violent.
Well, I've met Dennis. He doesn't strike me as being the violent type (no pun
intended). So when a Scientologist on alt.religion.scientology
posted his list of top ten reasons some critics didn't participate in a worldwide picket, I responded with:
OSA Top Ten Reasons
for serving Dennis Erlich with a TRO
(annotated)
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10.)
OSA top brass wanted a good excuse to go to Disney World.
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9.)
They thought they were giving him TR Zero.
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8.)
Brian Anderson wanted to keep him away from the Fort Harrison so
the news cameras wouldn't get a good shot of the basement windows.
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7.)
Worried that nubile young Sea Org chicks would be tempted by
Dennis.
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6.)
Just wanted to see a whole group of SP's measuring out fifty yards
from the Fort Harrison the night before.
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5.)
Couldn't think of anything really effective to do, so just used
the first idea that mentioned lawyers.
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4.)
Wanted to see if Andrew Milne could tell the difference between
yards and feet.
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3.)
Mary Story just wanted to brag about how many properties the Church
of Scientology owns in Clearwater.
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2.)
Two words: Foot Bullet.
And the number one reason that OSA took out a temporary restraining
order against Dennis Erlich:
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1.)
Worried Dennis really would wear his bathrobe.
Annotations
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10.)
Although church officials tried to pass off the international protest
as nothing more than an insignificant group of malcontents, they had
to fly at least half a dozen of their top OSA (Office of Special
Affairs) personnel to Clearwater, Florida, the site of the main
demonstration, to deal with the press.
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9.)
TR0, or Training Routine Zero, is an extremely common Scientology
ritual. It involves staring into another person's eyes without
moving, for up to two hours at a time. A TRO, on the other hand,
is a Temporary Restraining Order.
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8.)
During a radio show on WMNF on 7 March 1996, Brian Anderson (the
Director of Special Affairs for the Flag Service Organization in
Clearwater) phoned in to rebut the accusations which critics had
made on the air. One thing which had been mentioned was that
Dennis Erlich, a former member of the church, had been locked in
the basement of the church-owned Fort Harrison Hotel for ten days.
Anderson became so flustered when he couldn't apply the church's
standard PR policies properly that he stated that there was no
basement in the hotel.
A blueprint of the building, obtained from the county planning
commission, clearly shows a basement.
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7.)
Well, after all, the biggest temptation is that which is forbidden.
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6.)
Because the TRO ordered that Dennis not be allowed to come within
fifty yards of several Scientology properties, some of the critics
(considered to be Suppressive Persons, or enemies, by the church)
went to the picket site the night before the protest, to measure
the proscribed areas.
One of the critics required lavatory facilities, so he entered the
Fort Harrison Hotel and used the Scientologists' lavatory.
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5.)
"Scientology" and "lawyers" are two words which seem inextricably
linked.
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4.)
After the protest, Andrew Milne, who posts the official Scientology press
releases on alt.religion.scientology,
bragged that Erlich was forbidden to come within 150 yards of church
property.
The TRO actually specified 50 yards, which is 150 feet.
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3.)
The TRO listed nine Scientology properties. The fact that some of
those properties were owned by the church was not known by many of
the critics prior to the order. Mary Story was the woman who filed
the request for the TRO, claiming that Erlich -- who had never met
her, to his knowledge -- was a dangerous person and that she would
suffer irreparable harm should the TRO be denied.
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2.)
Because the Scientologists seem to shoot themselves in the foot
(figuratively speaking) so frequently, critics on alt.religion.scientology
have made jokes about a hypothetical OSA plan called Operation Foot
Bullet.
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1.)
OSA kept Dennis Erlich under surveillance for quite some time.
Although they were probably hoping for some really juicy dirt
with which to discredit Dennis on alt.religion.scientology,
about all they had to report was that Dennis sometimes lounges about
his house in an old blue bathrobe. Dennis threatened to wear it to
the demonstration.
This line, incidentally, came from another top-ten list written by
MikeSmith3@aol.com (presumably a Scientologist), which listed
his version of critics' "top ten reasons for missing the worldwide picket".
His number one reason -- the bathrobe -- was so funny that it just had to
be repeated.
Although I asked for his permission to reproduce his original list here,
he did not respond.
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